“They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.”
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence
was named copycat
they saw the opportunity and they took it