akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
my-kala: verticurl: I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
whateverhumans: rootbeef: gangstamickey: being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket being hot
"We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!"
sodamnrelatable: *two hours later*
toxic-ponies: omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket -cigarettes -alcohol You are a genius.
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
voldie: no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
coolscar: thewebs-fromallthe-spiders: coolscar: when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing i dont get it the other 50k people did
styleswanky: i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit