❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me.
"Sorry ahh tick guy."
The appropriate comment to any Hawaiian guy’s Facebook profile picture.
Movies anyone? →
pearljoy: jaycakes: 10 things i hate about you 13 going on 30 17 again 27 dresses 30 days of night 30 minutes or less 50/50 50 first dates (500) days of summer another cinderella story (selena gomez) a cinderella story (lucy hale) artificial intelligence bad teacher beastly bridesmaids bride wars captain america castaway the change-up clash of the titans click cloudy with a chance of meatballs...
484. Our grades don't necessarily tell us who we...
When people say "I bought these for $300" →
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That amazing moment when you find money in your...
calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
The weather is such a slut. The wind blows... →
wowfunniestposts: WHAT A SLUT!
Only Hawaii people know..
-how come get shoes & slippahs outside your house -what “Huli Huli” chicken is -what the “Stink Eye” is & how for give em’ -when saying “Sup”, just raise the chin -at 70 degree’s is freezing cold -how for speak pidgin & how for understand em’ -just cause get pineapple’s on top one pizza is not one “Hawaiian Pizza” -that green mango & shoyu is ono REBLOG IF YOU UNDERSTOOD...
Didn't wear green today. Did I get pinched? NO...
alohamber: Fucken Yolo.
What grades determine:
butitmight: Your ability to memorize mostly useless things Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable What grades do NOT determine: Your intelligence ...