Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
fuck-yourprettyface-6661: perpderp: the-questioner: I respect this son right here. much love love this man. well done. [ANIMATED GIF ON LINK] I will never judge a person by the way they speak for the rest of the week. Seriously, though, we need more people like this in this world. Respect for you man. You understand life. Shit man. This dude has it figured out. ALWAYS...
( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) Here's a...
soniaphan: ♥ and here’s a heart so you know we care OOOOMFFGGGGGG
-HaoleParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- LocalParent : “LICK DAT FAKA!”
- HaoleParent : “go in your room & think about what you've done”
- LocalParent : “go get da rubbah slippah.”
-HaoleParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- LocalParent : “You miss da bus you walking to school”
- HaoleParent : “we’re heading to the store, you can pick one thing from the toy isle”
-LocalParent : “We going store, no ack up or I lick you”
- HaoleParent : “please stop crying .”
- LocalParent : ”Shaddup before i give you one reason for cry"
- HaoleParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- LocalParent : “You wen lick dat faka?”
-HaoleParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔Nobody Wants me
Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read...
I will do what I’m supposed to do.
taycreatesmemories: videohall: Dog and helium voice this sum scurry shit
Waking up horny is the worst.
What happens when teens are home alone
According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off!
admiremyskeleton: ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH